Dave’s voice is kind of like Cristopher Drew Ingles, except with more of a Texan drawl. Meaning, his voice is kind of high pitched but not really that much and relaxed and airy. 

John’s voice has a cute puberty thing going on I guess??  It’s deep at times and at times it’s rather high-pitched. When it’s not fluctuating, it’s kind of a medium voice and it’s really bubbly and cute.

Jade’s is rather deep for her age, but it seems somewhat high-pitched because she talks with a lot of emotion.

Rose’s is a medium voice for her age, and keeps level most of the time, unless she gets really pissed off, in which case, it gets very deep and very intimidating, but most of the time her voice is very homey and nice to hear.

                                                           —- Dustin

Hey everyone, this is Dustin! Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday, Amanda and I were both really busy. For once. But I guess I’ll make a post this morning —- to make up for yesterday I guess.

(Humanstuck) body type headcanons:

John: He’s a bit short but not really skinny —- he’s got a lot of muscle from luggin’ around hammers and stuff. Shorter and beefier than Dave, definitely.

Dave: He’s tall and lanky, really skinny and he can’t help it. He eats like a pig but doesn’t ever gain weight. The tallest out of the Beta kids. 

Jade: She’s quite tall for a girl, and has kind of a beefy body type; but eats healthy enough to where she’s just kind of thick and looks strong(she is). Second tallest out of the Beta kids.

Rose: She’s really short and very skinny. She’s not a twig like Dave- she still has nice curves- but she’s skinny nonetheless. She’s the shortest out of the Beta kids.

Jane: Kind of thick but the healthy kind of thick, you know? She’s not overweight or anything, just has a bit of pudge on her belly. Shoooort.

Dirk: Kind of short, considering he’s a boy, but he’s the normal height for a girl his age. He’s also really skinny, but he has meat on his bones unlike his Beta counterpart.

Jake: Tall and biggish—- again, not fat but mucsley. Not to the point where it’s gross though. But you can tell he moves around a lot.

Roxy: Amazon-like. She’s tall and isn’t too skinny but isn’t too thick; and has a wonderful ass. (… I really like my headcanon for Roxy)

Karkat: Real short, and isn’t skinny; he’s actually got pudge on his belly that he really hates. He thinks he’s fat and continuously tries out diets and meds to fix his belly and his friends hate it.

Sollux: Tall and lanky. The tallest kid in his class, he pretty much towers over anyone he comes into contact with. He’s also very very skinny. It’s funny to see him and Karkat together because they’re such opposites.

Gamzee: Tall but not really very skinny; he’s got meat on his bones. Like, anyone who likes boys wants Gamzee with his shirt off. He also slumps. A lot.

Tavros: He’s actually got a very masculine stature; he has muscles and is quite tall for his age.

Vriska: About average height and is skinny but not too skinny.

Eridan: Tall and muscley. Totally works out.

Feferi: Short and plump; she’s not really fat but is thick naturally, so she’s got this cute chubby girl thing going on.

                              Sorry, that’s all I have right now! -Dustin

Dave:

Though he likes rap, he’s picky about it. He won’t listen to rappers he doesn’t think have talent. Or ones he just doesn’t like the sound of. But if they do have talent, he’ll respect them. He also likes soft rock, but would never admit that to anyone. They’d have to, like, go through his web history to figure it out. Which Bro does. Then he messes with him about it.

He’s also actually a really good artist. When he started SBaHJ that was really his quality of drawing—- but he eventually got better and better but he kept making SBaHJ comics because it was so popular. Now he’s an amazing artist for his age but he keeps that on the DL because of irony and stuff.

John:

He likes orchestral music as well as pop-rock or soft rock. He likes bands like Panic! At the Disco and Fallout Boy. Owl City too. He really like Owl City because it has a dreamy sound.

He can’t draw. At all.

Rose: 

Likes rock, mostly. Likes 80s rock a lot but won’t let people know that unless she’s really comfortable with them. She loves songs about revolution and not taking shit —- because that’s kind of how she is.

She can draw or paint kind of innovative designs —- almost floral stuff. It’s pretty.

Jade:

Like all kinds of music! She’s not one to be picky about it. If she likes the message and the tune, she likes it!

She likes to paint random designs. There are really never any guidelines —- she just goes with her gut!

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Also I have language headcanons. Dave speaks almost fluent Spanish because he lives in Texas and most people speak at least a little bit of Spanish around here —- and Dave thinks it’s a nice language. John speaks French because he thinks it’s pretty and very interesting. Rose, despite her last name being/looking French, likes German. It’s a very beautiful language to her. Jade knows snippits and bits of several languages, including Japanese, Finnish, Greek, Chinese, Spanish, French, German and Italian.

                                  —- Dustin