Hey everyone, this is Dustin! Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday, Amanda and I were both really busy. For once. But I guess I’ll make a post this morning —- to make up for yesterday I guess.
(Humanstuck) body type headcanons:
John: He’s a bit short but not really skinny —- he’s got a lot of muscle from luggin’ around hammers and stuff. Shorter and beefier than Dave, definitely.
Dave: He’s tall and lanky, really skinny and he can’t help it. He eats like a pig but doesn’t ever gain weight. The tallest out of the Beta kids.
Jade: She’s quite tall for a girl, and has kind of a beefy body type; but eats healthy enough to where she’s just kind of thick and looks strong(she is). Second tallest out of the Beta kids.
Rose: She’s really short and very skinny. She’s not a twig like Dave- she still has nice curves- but she’s skinny nonetheless. She’s the shortest out of the Beta kids.
Jane: Kind of thick but the healthy kind of thick, you know? She’s not overweight or anything, just has a bit of pudge on her belly. Shoooort.
Dirk: Kind of short, considering he’s a boy, but he’s the normal height for a girl his age. He’s also really skinny, but he has meat on his bones unlike his Beta counterpart.
Jake: Tall and biggish—- again, not fat but mucsley. Not to the point where it’s gross though. But you can tell he moves around a lot.
Roxy: Amazon-like. She’s tall and isn’t too skinny but isn’t too thick; and has a wonderful ass. (… I really like my headcanon for Roxy)
Karkat: Real short, and isn’t skinny; he’s actually got pudge on his belly that he really hates. He thinks he’s fat and continuously tries out diets and meds to fix his belly and his friends hate it.
Sollux: Tall and lanky. The tallest kid in his class, he pretty much towers over anyone he comes into contact with. He’s also very very skinny. It’s funny to see him and Karkat together because they’re such opposites.
Gamzee: Tall but not really very skinny; he’s got meat on his bones. Like, anyone who likes boys wants Gamzee with his shirt off. He also slumps. A lot.
Tavros: He’s actually got a very masculine stature; he has muscles and is quite tall for his age.
Vriska: About average height and is skinny but not too skinny.
Eridan: Tall and muscley. Totally works out.
Feferi: Short and plump; she’s not really fat but is thick naturally, so she’s got this cute chubby girl thing going on.
Sorry, that’s all I have right now! -Dustin